re: Have you ever not had hot sauce?

Never asked for hot sauce. Asked for ketchup once from my cute neighbor back in school. It was the first time I really talked to her other than saying hi. She was a hipster and gave me some homemade ketchup in a bowl. shite you not.

Within about 2 months I was going over there regularly. I'd walk over there at like 10:00 PM in my pajama pants and sandals. We'd fool around, she'd blow me, and then I'd walk back home.

Crazy times