re: Silly things you've intentionally done to impress females

Was 15, riding my bike to a friend's house on the shoulder of LA1. Saw a hottie jogging toward me, so I attempted a back-wheelie and muffed the foot-jam.
The bike stops dead and I go flying over the handlebars, sliding on my goddamn face right at her feet.

She drove me home after she stopped screaming at my fleshless face.

I had to wait an extra week to get my DL, the left side of my face was just one big raspberry.

I bet I'm still her favorite "stupid kid" story.