re: Is your S/O fat? Would you ever tell him/her to get in better shape?

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At least this part is believable.

I know your partner is fit...I have seen his lifting vids...Dude is an oak.

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I jokingly call her dude all the time.

Like "dude, why are you being so gay about this? Just pick a wine glass set already. They're all the same. It doesn't matter."

And when I do that she'll respond with "bro..."