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Best/worst pick up line you've ever received?
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:36 pm
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Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:38 pm to PrincessKitty1026
"Do you have a big dick too?"
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:38 pm to PrincessKitty1026
"I'll kill you if I can't have you"
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:41 pm to PrincessKitty1026
I will treat your kitty like a princess when I grab you by it.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:42 pm to PrincessKitty1026
You go first, I'll go right after
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:44 pm to PrincessKitty1026
quote:
I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:45 pm to PrincessKitty1026
"Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?"
I replied, "it's crying"
I replied, "it's crying"
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:46 pm to PrincessKitty1026
Will you give me some bday dick...from a fat chick (ot4) had she been OT 7 or higher it would have been the best
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:46 pm to PrincessKitty1026
You're a really shitty poster
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:47 pm to PrincessKitty1026
My buddy in college was fearless:
Him: Hey, you want to go have sex in the parking lot?
Her: No I dont
Him: Me neither so let just go get it over with.
Him: Hey, you want to go have sex in the parking lot?
Her: No I dont
Him: Me neither so let just go get it over with.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:47 pm to PrincessKitty1026
"I'm going to take you home with me tonight." has worked with me.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:52 pm to PrincessKitty1026
Hey your wife wanted to know if you wanted me to party with you two tonite
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:58 pm to PrincessKitty1026
"Wait here. I'm gonna go tell my friends I'm going home with you instead of them."
Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:45 pm to PrincessKitty1026
2 different women, from the same bar.
"You remind me of my son"
"You look like my son"
"You remind me of my son"
"You look like my son"
Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:47 pm to PrincessKitty1026
Damn, mama, you'd look good in my grandmother's clothes...
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