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Best/worst pick up line you've ever received?

Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:36 pm
Posted by PrincessKitty1026
Gainesville, FL
Member since Apr 2017
65 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:36 pm
(no message)
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124550 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:36 pm to
(Yes massage)
Posted by BIWO
Member since Dec 2015
1821 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:38 pm to
"Do you have a big dick too?"
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:38 pm to
"I'll kill you if I can't have you"
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99292 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:41 pm to
I will treat your kitty like a princess when I grab you by it.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:42 pm to
You go first, I'll go right after
Posted by JasonHotWheelsStreet
Member since Mar 2015
393 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand.
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16437 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:45 pm to
"Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?"










I replied, "it's crying"
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67592 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:46 pm to
Will you give me some bday dick...from a fat chick (ot4) had she been OT 7 or higher it would have been the best
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:46 pm to
You're a really shitty poster
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:47 pm to
My buddy in college was fearless:

Him: Hey, you want to go have sex in the parking lot?

Her: No I dont

Him: Me neither so let just go get it over with.

Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30504 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:47 pm to
"I'm going to take you home with me tonight." has worked with me.
Posted by auburntiger4life
Member since Aug 2016
321 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:52 pm to
Hey your wife wanted to know if you wanted me to party with you two tonite
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5607 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:58 pm to
"Wait here. I'm gonna go tell my friends I'm going home with you instead of them."
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16466 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:45 pm to
2 different women, from the same bar.

"You remind me of my son"

"You look like my son"
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
3154 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:47 pm to
Damn, mama, you'd look good in my grandmother's clothes...
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