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Posted on 4/6/17 at 4:06 pm
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 4:06 pm
Anyone ever have pain in their a hole from beer shits due to excessive drinking? Can alcohol lead to hemmeroids ?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Anyone ever have pain in their a hole from beer shits due to excessive drinking? Can alcohol lead to hemmeroids ?


You got arse raped while passed out. Congrats on the sex.
Posted by oleyeller
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 4:06 pm to
rectal cancer
Posted by arseinclarse
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Don't quit.
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Posted by LSUBanker
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

Anyone ever have pain in their a hole from beer shits due to excessive drinking?


Who doesn't?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 4:16 pm to


Posted by High C
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 4:21 pm to
What actually hurts? Sphincter, rectum, hemorrhoid, something deeper?
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 4:22 pm to
colon/rectal cancer. you will poop in a bag later in life.

2nd person today.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 4:51 pm to
Excessive Diarrhea can lead to anal fissures.

Try to crap once a day. Use flushable wipes. Eat Fiber.
Posted by Hussss
Living the Dream
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 5:00 pm to
I hope this info helps you as I have always loved beer and battled through the issues you describe but no longer have ANY issues now that I drink ONLY imports. The GMO's in just about all the domestics (even Corona now) will give MOST people severe stomach and colon issues. So glad I finally figured it out because I literally thought I was DYING!!
Posted by REB BEER
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 5:30 pm to
I don't know, but I drank a bunch of beer yesterday and sharted in my britches while peeing by a dumpster.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:50 pm to
Lots of alcohol makes me sleep in the bathroom. It's that cool floor and the reassuring feeling that I'm next to the toilet.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:57 pm to
Alcohol has anti-inflammation properties (that's why it's good for your cardiovascular system)... you're not drinking enough


Pussy
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 8:06 pm to
Quit being a wuss and drink it off
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 9:27 pm to
Like a physical throbbing pain or a burning stinging pain? Beer shits are common. Might just be from wiping too much too often.

If you think it's hemorrhoids pick up some Nupercainal. It's the GOAT hemorrhoid cream
Posted by Son of Dad
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 9:28 pm to
UT fan?
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

Anyone ever have pain in their a hole from beer shits due to excessive drinking? Can alcohol lead to hemmeroids ?


Your a-hole might be a p*ssy. See a doctor.

And stop drinking for a few weeks.
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:48 pm to
Heard of Jack Splats before
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