re: Trashy woman loses her mind at restaurant

I would like to commend the crazy lady for a few things. Her shirt was a men's triple X, saving us from having to view her fat rolls and world-record muffin top.

She wore black slacks instead of torturing a pair of yoga pants. Spandex is a privilege, not a right. Application to join Team Stretchy Pants - Denied.

She has a knack for buying shoes. Her round feet were punishing those flip flops but the high quality of the flip flops allowed her to plow along without a blowout.

She is frugal and saving her money for retirement. She saves massively on beauty products, Gym memberships and any kind of make-up. This is a small fortune that could have been just squandered.