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re: Questions about hemorrhoids
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:00 am to theunknownknight
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:00 am to theunknownknight
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How do you pop them?
You don't ever do this. They will bleed - a lot. There are basically varicose veins of the anus. Some are internal and others are external. Usually the internal ones are less painful but may prolapse out and cause problems. External ones are the ones of classical Preparation H commercials fame.
I've been unfortunate enough to have a thrombosed one that required surgical resection. After the local wore off the pain was excruciating for about a week. The first BM was absolutely terrifying. Good luck to whomever suffers from them, you're going to need it.
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Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:18 am to pleading the fifth
I enjoyed reading exactly zero percent of what you posted. 
The only person who might enjoy it less would probably be you.
Sounds hideous like a plague from the Old Testament.
The only person who might enjoy it less would probably be you.
Sounds hideous like a plague from the Old Testament.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:28 am to pleading the fifth
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After the local wore off the pain was excruciating for about a week.
I have been with a relative after surgery for hemorrhoids and can say that they were writhing in pain for a solid week.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:23 am to pleading the fifth
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After the local wore off the pain was excruciating for about a week.
If you pay someone to jab you in the a-hole with a needle to deliver a local anesthetic and then slice open the old chocolate starfish, part of the deal had BETTER be good drugs to kill the painshame.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:30 am to pleading the fifth
i was in the hospital for a week on a cocktail of dilaudid and laxatives just to get to point where the swelling went down so the surgeon could do his thing then another two weeks of pain that I truly thought was going to break me. Four thrombosed external rhoids that were swollen like a grapefruit
take care of your butt kids
take care of your butt kids
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