Ponamsky really is living the dream

first he escapes a five year prison sentence after falsifying a river pilot license.

then he gets a sweet morning time slot on the radio.

and finally in one of the great miracles of all time, his best buddy gets the hc job at LSU and puts him on staff.

now he's rubbing elbows with la's finest at the coaching clinic.

if one day he somehow is able to complete 40 yard dash then he will reach god status.