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Man Charged With Trying to Kill Mannequin

Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:30 am
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8034 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:30 am
That's a whole new level of sucking at life


The unusual charge of attempted murder, but of a human decoy, was lodged Tuesday against Shane Allen Schindler at a hearing in which a justice of the peace ordered Schindler to undergo a mental competency evaluation.

Police say surveillance video shows Schindler creep up and hit the mannequin in the head, using two-handed swings of the 4-pound hammer.


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Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:32 am to
What's next? Rape charges for fricking a blow up doll?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35715 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:35 am to
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Trying to Kill Mannequin


He didn't even succeed. What a loser.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17485 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:38 am to
Well, with OJ slated for parole this summer they gotta get a young guy into the pipeline to fill the prison industrial opening long term. Get the young to replace the elderly. OJ about to turn 70 and those old NFL injuries gotta be a strain on the med system, eating into profits.

It's a prison as business nation now. Gotta keep the "inventory" at max profit levels. Non violent, youthful (healthy), inventory is in the best interests for the prison investors. In lieu of non-violent settle for young.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20567 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:52 am to
Was it this guy?

Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:55 am to
The most unusual part of this story is that it didn't happen bin Florida.

Which Vegas isn't that much of a surprise tbh.
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
721 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:59 am to
Must have been quite the *puts on sunglasses* challenge.
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:02 am to
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14106 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:24 am to
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