re: Woke up to another beautiful day in Trumpmerica.

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My waitress last night had a nose ring and was kind of surly so I left her a 20 dollar bill

That was really a gospel tract designed to look like money folded up. It was an uplifting passage from Ecclesiastes about being a cheerful servant

In the tip line I wrote: here's a tip, this is trumps America now so start acting like it!"

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