re: Greg McMahon is joining LSU as a "special teams analyst"

Mother of God why does he hate me so? For years I've done everything in my power to rid my favorite pro team of this basement dwelling coach. Only to celebrate his departure right into the sacred realm of Death Valley.

Its like you finally rid yourself of that psycho gold diggin she-bitch only to find out your best friend wants to tell you of this superhot chick he just shacked up with and wants you to come over and hang.