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re: Teaching dolphins to speak English
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:19 am to Willie Stroker
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:19 am to Willie Stroker
After leaving Gil's place at the Shell Station, I obviously needed a drink. So I stopped at the Sandbar. It was a real dive. I ordered a glass of Port. This place was crowded. We were packed in like sardines.
I met this Asian chick. Sweet yellowtail. Her name was Lilly. She was wearing fishnets. Said she was under a lot of pressure. Started saying things I couldn't fathom. It was a deep conversation.
I met this Asian chick. Sweet yellowtail. Her name was Lilly. She was wearing fishnets. Said she was under a lot of pressure. Started saying things I couldn't fathom. It was a deep conversation.
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Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:31 am to Willie Stroker
Lilly started flirting with me. She really knew how to hang the bait. I used my best lines. She asked for my sign. I said Pisces, what's yours? She said Aquarium.
Lilly really knew how to drink. She drank like... like a .... she drank a lot.
From where I was sitting, I could see her clam. She told me I had nice mussels. My shellfish thoughts washed away as I started to suspect she was a hook-er. The last thing I wanted was a case of the crabs. So I told her I had a whale of a time, cut bait and left. Woke up with a bad haddock.
Lilly really knew how to drink. She drank like... like a .... she drank a lot.
From where I was sitting, I could see her clam. She told me I had nice mussels. My shellfish thoughts washed away as I started to suspect she was a hook-er. The last thing I wanted was a case of the crabs. So I told her I had a whale of a time, cut bait and left. Woke up with a bad haddock.
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