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re: Teaching dolphins to speak English
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:16 am to Willie Stroker
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:16 am to Willie Stroker
I think I recognize that porpoise. His name is Gil. He works at the Shell Station, where I took my Stingray when it was overheating. Gil said he could tell I had blown a seal. I told him to leave my private life out of it and JUST FIX THE CAR. I had to yell......because he's hard of herring.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:18 am to Willie Stroker
I remember chatting with Gil. He used to play for the Dolphins. But when I met him he was down on his luck. He could barely keep his head....below water. So I tipped him a fin on the way out and dropped a sand dollar into the box for Jerry's squids....just for the halibut.
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