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Noah (2014)

Posted on 2/11/17 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22847 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 2:59 pm
On FX now. I know some people, especially some Bible thumpers hated this movie, but to me it was very intriguing film. The final act is a bit all over the place but I liked it nonetheless. I love pre-deluvian Old Testament Mysticism though.
This post was edited on 2/11/17 at 3:11 pm
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 3:05 pm to
It's one of the best unintentional comedies of all time. The rock monsters, Noah's multiple psychoses, the acting, the random vegetarian preachiness, the editing, everything. It's a fricking terrible film.

I could rant about this film for hours. It's on my list of top ten worst big-budget films ever.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46481 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

hated this movie

it was an interesting take on a part of history that rarely makes it to the big screen

even hardcore bible thumpers should be able to appreciate its take on the subject matter
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 3:59 pm to
For whatever reason, I liked it.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35616 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 4:21 pm to
Twister plus Bible = 2012 sans Mayans.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45370 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 4:23 pm to
All Bible stuff aside, it's just a bad movie.
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16321 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 4:44 pm to
Emma Watson was pretty in it. That's about all the good I can say.

ETA: Creation scene is dope.

LINK
This post was edited on 2/11/17 at 4:47 pm
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 5:07 pm to
I don't like it. It's just kind of a nothing movie.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 2/11/17 at 6:35 pm to
I love almost every movie Russell Crowe is in, but I absolutely despised this one. Everything about this movie was fricking atrocious.
Posted by Ramblin Wreck
Member since Aug 2011
3899 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 8:59 pm to
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Bible thumpers


Why not just say "Christians" instead of trying to be demeaning?
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36101 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

Noah (2014)


It's a shite movie.

It's terrible no matter how you look at it, unless you're looking for a terrible movie to enjoy on a clinical level.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57519 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 7:05 am to
Nothing about Noah is intriguing
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