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re: For $25 million, you have to..

Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:21 am to
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
16932 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:21 am to
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kill one of the following; mountain lion, gorilla, regular lion, tiger, grizzly bear, or a great white shark.


Seriously, take mountain lion off the goddamn list. What retard is going to say, "Hmm, I'll take the fricking African lion or tiger over the cougar, because I'd really like to dramatically increase the likelihood of my death."
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3017 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:39 am to
Gorillas are pretty smart, I would make friends with it and teach it how to read and write. I would then teach the gorilla economics and the value of money, have it play dead, and split the money with the gorilla. Of course this could all lead to a planet of the apes type situation, but hey I'm rich bitch.
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