re: Does anybody know any corny jokes?

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a woman begins pounding on the front door.
"Please let me in," says the woman desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my husband will kill me if I don't come home with one."
"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the woman. "Here's one, 6 pounds. I'll give it to you for fifteen bucks."
"That's one is too skinny. Do you have anything bigger?" says the woman.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and rustles around, pretending to look for another bird. He waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the woman. "This one is 8 pounds. It's 20 dollars."
"Hmm," says the woman, thinking carefully. "I'll tell you what - give me both."