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How Republicans Plan To Repeal And Replace Obamacare
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:31 am
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:31 am
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Congressional Republicans have repeatedly stated their intention to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act soon after Donald Trump takes office.
STEP 1:
Bring witnesses to congressional hearing to testify about the horrors of being able to afford their cancer treatment
STEP 2:
Obama forced to watch as Mitch McConnell shreds each individual page of the Affordable Care Act in front of him
STEP 3:
Hold press conference to remind Americans we all have to die sometime
STEP 4:
Draft new healthcare bill with, uh, vouchers, maybe? Yeah, vouchers sound good. Put them in there.
STEP 5:
Double-check to make sure there’s no women stuff in there
STEP 6:
Obstruct new healthcare bill a few times purely out of habit
STEP 7:
Do a quick 30,000-page copy edit
STEP 8:
Part where 20 million people lose health insurance
STEP 9:
Republican leaders take celebratory photo with bunch of sick Americans who can no longer afford treatment
STEP 10:
Guy with red lump on thigh guesses he’ll just wait and see
STEP 11:
Paul Ryan goes home and hugs family with firm belief he has done good and important work
theonion
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:32 am to cajunangelle
So still no replacement plan?
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:47 am to cajunangelle
That's pretty good
Pretty disturbing that repubs want to screw millions of Americans out of health coverage simply because it has Obama's name on it
Pretty disturbing that repubs want to screw millions of Americans out of health coverage simply because it has Obama's name on it
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:52 am to cajunangelle
People really need to stop linking Onion articles. Put that on the OT.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 1:58 pm to cajunangelle
Step 12
Tell deadbeats to pay for their own insurance so the cost of mine doesn't go up to subsidize them.
Tell deadbeats to pay for their own insurance so the cost of mine doesn't go up to subsidize them.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 3:53 pm to cajunangelle
After they've gotten their free physicals, they'll repeal the Affordable Care Act and replace it with a shovel-ready plan.
And I do mean "shovel-ready."
And I do mean "shovel-ready."
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:33 pm to cajunangelle
quote:
How Republicans Plan To Repeal And Replace Obamacare
Why anyone would want to repeal a brilliant idea like Obamacare is beyond me.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 8:41 pm to cajunangelle
Step 11: After evaluation by 315 million Americans they discover it is still 10 times better than the crap Obama had passed.
This post was edited on 1/15/17 at 8:42 pm
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