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Baton Rouge man arrested after allegedly masturbating on counter of Circle K

Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:35 am
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33073 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:35 am
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i mean, if rubbing one out in public is wrong, i don't wanna be right

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26709 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:35 am to
Yeah, that's called a Circle Jerk...
This post was edited on 1/7/17 at 1:04 pm
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:37 am to
quote:

According to a female Circle K employee, Thompson entered the store at 4527 Perkins road and asked her if she wanted him to "nut on the counter," according to an affidavit. The woman replied no, and advised him to leave or she would contact police.


Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:38 am to
Need some cream in my coffee.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112734 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:38 am to
Revenge for them raising polar pop prices
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30615 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:38 am to
Was he masturbating to the ugly woman behind the counter or the cartons of Kool behind her?
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3264 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:39 am to
That must have been an interesting conversation.

"What ken I getcha?"
"Wan me ta nut on yo counta?"
"Uh naw."
*Mmmph*
"Too late"
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:39 am to
Didn't an OT poster (female) do something similar several years back?

Maybe it was oral or something.

Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6568 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:41 am to
He was just trying to keep his pipe from freezing.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
51004 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:45 am to
quote:

after asking a Circle K worker if she wanted him to masturbate in front of her


quote:

The woman replied no




This post was edited on 1/7/17 at 10:47 am
Posted by HappyTownTiger
Member since Jan 2012
1577 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:47 am to
That's nuts
Posted by I am GLORIOUS
On Tanden's Pond
Member since Oct 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:50 am to
This post was edited on 1/7/17 at 3:06 pm
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55137 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:50 am to
Culcha?
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16880 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 10:53 am to
WTF??? I go to that Circle K alot
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3594 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 11:05 am to
At least he asked first. If he did indeed "nut" that's pretty impressive. Unless he already had one in the chamber.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16898 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 11:06 am to
WTF? A little cold weather and Baton Rouge goes bat shite.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
58385 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 11:08 am to
Posted by geauxscott
Member since Nov 2007
939 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 11:09 am to
Sorry for partying??
This post was edited on 1/7/17 at 11:10 am
Posted by Waffle House
NYC
Member since Aug 2008
3946 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 11:38 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53120 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 11:41 am to
I hate that circle k, if you try to get anything anywhere from 7:30 to 11 at night they have the door locked and if you try to open it the lady yells "ship change, we closed!"

I can't imagine what made that guy aroused over there
This post was edited on 1/7/17 at 11:44 am
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