re: Have you ever dated an Asian chick?

They like to f, I know that

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I missed out on the joys of Asian women. One of my regrets in life

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So back when was 18 or 19, I'd spend my summers in Orlando working at DisneyWorld, mostly just because it was fun as hell...not working there, all the other stuff that came along with it.

There were these 2 hot chicks that were friends that i worked with, 1 Asian and the other white. Me and another dude that worked there decide for all 4 of us to go out one night. We knew we were all going out but the dude and I talked about it and didn't really know yet which chick we wanted. They were basically both equally hot. The Asian girl was super conservative in the way she dressed, talked, acted. The white girl was always half naked when I saw her outside of work and had that badass type attitude. I went with the white girl, that seemed to put the odds in my favor.

We all meet up, Asian girl conservative, white girl wearing what just looked like a bra top and short shorts. I'm thinking I made the perfect call.

Fast forward to the end of the night, and i have to drive this white girl home which is an hour away. I get like a 2 minute makeout session in the driveway of her house, or her parents house I should say and vividly remember her saying something along the lines of looking and acting like a slut, but she's not a slut.

Meanwhile, my buddy tells me about his night with the tiny Asian chick basically swinging from the ceiling fan, and the ensuing hook ups they had over the next few weeks.

Ah, to be young and stupid again.

My last girlfriend was Vietnamese. Fake tits and she weighed about 105.

She was gorgeous and a freak in the sheets. Wasn't meant to be though.