re: Wall texture (orange peel)

Is your wife home? Has she seen it yet?

What I wanna to is put a note on your wife's door, telling her I'm the counselor from the school.

The note will inform her that a problem has come up and she need to see me right-away, back at my office.

Your wife will drive all the way out to the school and discover that no meeting is actually taking place.

And while she's gone, we're gonna smear all your walls with poop.