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re: You can bid on a private coffee "date" with Ivanka

Posted on 12/6/16 at 5:49 pm to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68385 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Why would I want to waste my time going have coffee with her? I'd bit $10 and if I win, I will give it to one OTer... of my choice.



You dont have to like girls to have coffee with them
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 5:50 pm to
Look at the funbags on that hose hound

Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37269 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 5:50 pm to
Can you grab her by the pu$$y?
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 5:54 pm to
Man, talk about Trump's Towers.

No words. No words. They should've sent a poet.
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

Trump whoring out his daughter


Edgy maaaaan, Gary Johnson would be proud.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

Winner and guest must pass criminal background


I wanted to touch her boobs
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:04 pm to
i want to hold her boobs
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114063 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

You dont have to like girls to have coffee with them


What would be the first thing you would say to her?
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66503 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:06 pm to
I just bid $20
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124594 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

No words. No words. They should've sent a poet.



There she sits,
The sweet Ivanka,
Those great Tits,
I wanna honka,
I reach to grab them,
But alas,
The Secret Service,
Beat my arse
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 7:13 pm
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

What would be the first thing you would say to her?


Sup, guhl? Nice tits.
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 6:37 pm
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11303 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:38 pm to
That's a good looking member of the first family.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:41 pm to
The only way I'm spending money to have just coffee with ivanka is if I spend money for a BJ from the hooker down the street before the coffee date
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:41 pm to
so the secret service will watch you frick her?
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13681 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:41 pm to
Just curious on what "pass a criminal background check" means. Does pass mean no record, or just no serious shite? Does a MIP disqualify you? A DWI? Speeding 20 miles over the limit? Or just felony charges/drug charges/al quida connections/etc?
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:44 pm to
Upvote for the man who asks the question we were all wondering.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65050 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

if I spend money for a BJ from the hooker down the street before the coffee date


After. You don't know how to do it. Then you pretend it's Ivanka
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
44150 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:19 pm to
I would use her used tampons as chopsticks
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21976 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

why is this happening


raise money for St Jude
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80407 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:29 pm to
Ivanka is so fine even Chris can get hard. Her hotness defies medical science.
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