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If you were a king in the Middle Ages, how would you consolidate power
Posted on 11/17/16 at 5:24 pm
Posted on 11/17/16 at 5:24 pm
You have to please the Church, your neighboring Kings, your own lords, and your own family and if you don't please every group, you can very quickly have a rebellion on your arse. And also never having enough money.
It seems like every king I've read about recently has had his sons be his undoing. They give their sons land to give them experience ruling before they become king but they also expect their son to follow their exact orders and it always seems to spill into rebellion and while usually it seems like it's nothing more than a super annoyance, it ties up years of a kings life in his prime and money coffers are emptied
It seems like every king I've read about recently has had his sons be his undoing. They give their sons land to give them experience ruling before they become king but they also expect their son to follow their exact orders and it always seems to spill into rebellion and while usually it seems like it's nothing more than a super annoyance, it ties up years of a kings life in his prime and money coffers are emptied
This post was edited on 11/17/16 at 5:31 pm
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Posted on 11/17/16 at 5:29 pm to athenslife101
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You have to please the Church, your neighboring Kings, your own lords, and your own family and if you don't please every group, you can very quickly have a rebellion on your arse
Yeah, um, not this guy . . .
Posted on 11/17/16 at 5:34 pm to athenslife101
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If you were a king in the Middle Ages, how would you consolidate power
Prima Nocta.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 5:34 pm to athenslife101
1. Don't have kids
2. Make my wench respect me
3. Rule as a religious king so the people respect my rule.
2. Make my wench respect me
3. Rule as a religious king so the people respect my rule.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 5:38 pm to athenslife101
seize church lands. With those proceeds, I finance a standing mercenary army and enrich any nobles and families who need placating. Pope has no army, and the populace cannot rebel due to my army. Nobles support me bc they are getting rich. Any non-conforming nobles must die. No one allowed to build a castle except me, and I'm building many. I'll avoid heavy taxation wherever possible, I will open up trade to the extent possible for a primitive economy. I'll have many mistresses. Many. Bastards all over.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 5:38 pm to athenslife101
I'd do whatever is in my power to make sure they are all taken care of. You do that, the more power you gain. In reality, you can't make everyone happy so I would have to prioritize based on where I have to gain the most power. I'd imagine the neighboring Kings are the ones I have to make sure are the happiest, I serve in their best interest they would have incentives to keep me around. I'd somehow work something out where the Kings would contribute a small amount to one of the other groups so that I could stretch out my resources.
I'd have eyes and ears all over the place so I could gauge how things are going on everywhere. It really would depend on each specific situation, but I would stick with the basic rule of "don't bite the hand that feeds you" so whoever feeds me the most will get fed by me the most. Whatever groups would rather have me out, I would throw them a bone every once in awhile, just to give them less incentive to do anything extreme.
I'd have eyes and ears all over the place so I could gauge how things are going on everywhere. It really would depend on each specific situation, but I would stick with the basic rule of "don't bite the hand that feeds you" so whoever feeds me the most will get fed by me the most. Whatever groups would rather have me out, I would throw them a bone every once in awhile, just to give them less incentive to do anything extreme.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 5:47 pm to athenslife101
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how would you consolidate power
develop a nuclear bomb and use it.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 5:48 pm to athenslife101
Step one get rid of the church and organized religion. Still teach certian morales.
Practice what you preach and be honorable and live by the laws. Hold people to that standard
Relate to the common folk. Work with, dine with and entertain them.
Get them to love you and to respect you and the laws you set forth. Any nobleman who aren't in line get killed.
Just be Ned stark but not as stupid
Practice what you preach and be honorable and live by the laws. Hold people to that standard
Relate to the common folk. Work with, dine with and entertain them.
Get them to love you and to respect you and the laws you set forth. Any nobleman who aren't in line get killed.
Just be Ned stark but not as stupid
Posted on 11/17/16 at 5:55 pm to athenslife101
Institute prima nocta
How else baw?
How else baw?
Posted on 11/17/16 at 6:13 pm to athenslife101
Raise an army and keep it well fed, well stocked with rum and ale, and well supplied with wenches.
Then I go forth and conquer the fricking hell out of everything.
Then I go forth and conquer the fricking hell out of everything.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 6:20 pm to athenslife101
I don't know anything about that, but I would just love to be able to say "piss boy, wait for the shake".....
Posted on 11/17/16 at 6:29 pm to athenslife101
Well, that all depends on too many factors to list:
How educated are my peasants?
Do I have internal enemies?
What's my military's strength relative to my neighbors?
Do I have ocean access with a decent port?
What are my Naval resources?
What are my natural resources?
Has the Stirrup been invented yet?
Are my kids retards?
Do I have Muslim, Viking, or Mongol armies encroaching on my territory?
Are my borders naturally defensible?
Do I have onagers? Trebuchet's? Ballista?
Has gunpowder been invented yet?
How educated are my peasants?
Do I have internal enemies?
What's my military's strength relative to my neighbors?
Do I have ocean access with a decent port?
What are my Naval resources?
What are my natural resources?
Has the Stirrup been invented yet?
Are my kids retards?
Do I have Muslim, Viking, or Mongol armies encroaching on my territory?
Are my borders naturally defensible?
Do I have onagers? Trebuchet's? Ballista?
Has gunpowder been invented yet?
This post was edited on 11/17/16 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 11/17/16 at 6:47 pm to athenslife101
Easy, I'd consult the OT on how best to rule. All men would be given free truck nuts, ExOfficio boxers, Yeti coolers, and permission to PIIHB. All women would receive instruction in the fine art of sammich making.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 6:56 pm to athenslife101
I would immediately begin an "Apology Tour", mention that I wanted to be on the "right side of history" until people became physically ill, bow to tyrants and opponents, tax all my subjects and give the money to these other groups, and disavow all the historical achievements of my kingdom. Like we do now. Before The God Emperor made us great again.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 7:05 pm to athenslife101
Follow Charlemagne blueprint.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 7:38 pm to athenslife101
All dissenters would be put to the sword and the size and weight of my dick would be the new, official standards of measurement.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 7:58 pm to athenslife101
Education, farming and marriage
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:01 am to athenslife101
WAR!!!!!
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