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re: Married guys, do you regret getting married?
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:41 am to Futures Bleak
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:41 am to Futures Bleak
1. Can have casual sex without marriage, something that is far more common today and accepted than in generations past.
2. Living with a girlfriend, you can enjoy all the benefits of a wife without having to say, "I do." This is a no-risk way to test the idea of marriage.
3. Avoid the financial risks of divorce.
3b. Avoid the inevitable custody battle in court if you have kids with your wife. Studies show women almost always come out ahead.
4. Don't have to worry about my biological clocks,so I can wait until I am older to have children. Dont want to be pressured into marriage by a woman whose primary goal is to have kids.
5. Marriage requires too many changes, compromises and responsibilities. After all, its a lot more fun to go to Bangkok or Fiji when I want and not having to tell anyone.
6. There are very few social pressures to marry. While previous societies people were pressured by religion, employers or society to settle down and say "I do," men today are free from that.
7. Men are reluctant to marry a woman who already has children, primarily to avoid competition and conflict with the children's biological father.
8. Being established financially and being successful in your career is an important goal many men want to achieve before they marry.
9. I want to enjoy the single life as long as possible, especially as I become accustom to having my own space and routines and not being responsible to anyone else.
10. Most women let themself go after marriage.
11.Marriage is an outdated institution, and i dont need anyone to validate any relationship I am in.
12.50% of marriages end up in divorce anyway.
13. Marriage leads to a risky habit of relying on one individual for every emotional need and a lack of any self identity. You merely recognize yourself as a couple and dont understand who YOU are as an individual and what you want as a person.
14. Cost of wedding is nearly $30,000 on average today
15.Living with a woman permanently is like living on another planet where logic has not been discovered yet. When I come home, whether I live alone or with a woman, I want a few simple things and here’s the list:
Silence
Food
Beer
Entertainment (sports usually tops that list since blowjobs went out the window the second we got engaged)
16.Events
You might not realize it but getting married means you just signed up for a lifetime of random events you don’t want to go to. Every few days your wife will tell you about some dumb arse event she wants to go to, and you HAVE to come too. I just love going to the following events:
Weddings
Funerals
Graduations
Graduation Parties
Open houses
Shopping
Company parties
Basically anything during the day on a weekend that doesn’t involve boobs or sports or beer.
17.Television
Real Housewives, Scandal , Greys anatomy, 16 & pregnant, What not to wear.
I love sitting and watching these shows instead of sports or being out doing something adventurous
18.Sex with Only One Person for the Rest of Your Life
19. Blowjobs Go Extinct
20. Ridiculous cost of rings & her expectation thats if its not the right diamond you dont love her
21.When you marry her , you marry her and her problems along with her crazy family.
Basically do what you want when you want how you want and until whenever you want and you have to answer to noone.
2. Living with a girlfriend, you can enjoy all the benefits of a wife without having to say, "I do." This is a no-risk way to test the idea of marriage.
3. Avoid the financial risks of divorce.
3b. Avoid the inevitable custody battle in court if you have kids with your wife. Studies show women almost always come out ahead.
4. Don't have to worry about my biological clocks,so I can wait until I am older to have children. Dont want to be pressured into marriage by a woman whose primary goal is to have kids.
5. Marriage requires too many changes, compromises and responsibilities. After all, its a lot more fun to go to Bangkok or Fiji when I want and not having to tell anyone.
6. There are very few social pressures to marry. While previous societies people were pressured by religion, employers or society to settle down and say "I do," men today are free from that.
7. Men are reluctant to marry a woman who already has children, primarily to avoid competition and conflict with the children's biological father.
8. Being established financially and being successful in your career is an important goal many men want to achieve before they marry.
9. I want to enjoy the single life as long as possible, especially as I become accustom to having my own space and routines and not being responsible to anyone else.
10. Most women let themself go after marriage.
11.Marriage is an outdated institution, and i dont need anyone to validate any relationship I am in.
12.50% of marriages end up in divorce anyway.
13. Marriage leads to a risky habit of relying on one individual for every emotional need and a lack of any self identity. You merely recognize yourself as a couple and dont understand who YOU are as an individual and what you want as a person.
14. Cost of wedding is nearly $30,000 on average today
15.Living with a woman permanently is like living on another planet where logic has not been discovered yet. When I come home, whether I live alone or with a woman, I want a few simple things and here’s the list:
Silence
Food
Beer
Entertainment (sports usually tops that list since blowjobs went out the window the second we got engaged)
16.Events
You might not realize it but getting married means you just signed up for a lifetime of random events you don’t want to go to. Every few days your wife will tell you about some dumb arse event she wants to go to, and you HAVE to come too. I just love going to the following events:
Weddings
Funerals
Graduations
Graduation Parties
Open houses
Shopping
Company parties
Basically anything during the day on a weekend that doesn’t involve boobs or sports or beer.
17.Television
Real Housewives, Scandal , Greys anatomy, 16 & pregnant, What not to wear.
I love sitting and watching these shows instead of sports or being out doing something adventurous
18.Sex with Only One Person for the Rest of Your Life
19. Blowjobs Go Extinct
20. Ridiculous cost of rings & her expectation thats if its not the right diamond you dont love her
21.When you marry her , you marry her and her problems along with her crazy family.
Basically do what you want when you want how you want and until whenever you want and you have to answer to noone.
This post was edited on 11/17/16 at 10:20 am
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:47 am to BigVoodoo
Damn baw you nailed it.... lol
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:50 am to BigVoodoo
I was going to break down your post number by number but I just realized it would be a waste of time because you sound like a selfish, self-centered a-hole so I'd be wasting my time
It's not half as bad as you make it out to seem..
It's not half as bad as you make it out to seem..
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:55 am to BigVoodoo
Damn, you sound like the definition of a self centered miserable person.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:56 am to BigVoodoo
quote:
BigVoodoo
I didn't read all your novel length rant, but you seem distraught.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:57 am to BigVoodoo
goddamn man. that is either the most self centered line of thinking i have ever seen or the greatest defense of one side of an argument ever.
not sure which one
not sure which one
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:21 am to BigVoodoo
1. I care about consistent sex. If I have that (which i do on my marriage), I don't need casual
2. Didn't mind saying "I do." Locked down the pussy
3. Marry the right girl and you won't want to divorce
3b. Marry the right girl and forge a stable family
4. So don't marry a woman who just wants kids instead of you? I've been married over 5 years and we're just now seriously considering starting a family
5. Change is a part of life. So is responsibility, married or not. Stop being afraid. Plus, traveling with your best friend is a great time.
6. The absence of social pressures makes it even easier to marry the right gal that suits your fancy
7. I have no experience with that. Not all marriages face that circumstance, obviously.
8. I married a gal that was willing to support me while I pursued my career goals. And vice versa.
9. Again with your being scared of responsibility Really ain't no thang.
10. Marry a fitness nut. Problem solved. My wife is in better shape now than when we met (and she was athletic then )
11. Marriage isn't outdated. Sorry.
12. Bit of a misleading statistic. Again, marry the right gal.
13. Having each other to lean on doesn't mean you lose your identity/ability to stand on your own two feet. What a dumb take
14. Elope. Done. That's what we did.
15. I still get food/beer/entertainment. Don't need silence.
16. Coordinate your social calendars so you know what's coming up. Level with each other about which you really want to attend and which you can ditch.
17. Marry a gal with similar interests. We never fight over the TV. She watches sports with me and we watch mostly the same shows.
18. Marry someone adventurous in the sack. Easy fix.
19. My wife blows tBBC on the reg
20. Marry a girl who's grounded and doesn't place stock in bullshite. Engagement ring was cheap as hell but she didn't care because she wanted to be with me.
21. My in-laws are awesome. Flying out to visit them in North Carolina tomorrow.
Your list is dogshit. Quit your carping.
2. Didn't mind saying "I do." Locked down the pussy
3. Marry the right girl and you won't want to divorce
3b. Marry the right girl and forge a stable family
4. So don't marry a woman who just wants kids instead of you? I've been married over 5 years and we're just now seriously considering starting a family
5. Change is a part of life. So is responsibility, married or not. Stop being afraid. Plus, traveling with your best friend is a great time.
6. The absence of social pressures makes it even easier to marry the right gal that suits your fancy
7. I have no experience with that. Not all marriages face that circumstance, obviously.
8. I married a gal that was willing to support me while I pursued my career goals. And vice versa.
9. Again with your being scared of responsibility Really ain't no thang.
10. Marry a fitness nut. Problem solved. My wife is in better shape now than when we met (and she was athletic then )
11. Marriage isn't outdated. Sorry.
12. Bit of a misleading statistic. Again, marry the right gal.
13. Having each other to lean on doesn't mean you lose your identity/ability to stand on your own two feet. What a dumb take
14. Elope. Done. That's what we did.
15. I still get food/beer/entertainment. Don't need silence.
16. Coordinate your social calendars so you know what's coming up. Level with each other about which you really want to attend and which you can ditch.
17. Marry a gal with similar interests. We never fight over the TV. She watches sports with me and we watch mostly the same shows.
18. Marry someone adventurous in the sack. Easy fix.
19. My wife blows tBBC on the reg
20. Marry a girl who's grounded and doesn't place stock in bullshite. Engagement ring was cheap as hell but she didn't care because she wanted to be with me.
21. My in-laws are awesome. Flying out to visit them in North Carolina tomorrow.
Your list is dogshit. Quit your carping.
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