re: Your worst fat person story

There was this guy in his mid-30s that I somehow always got stuck in class with every semester, always 1:00 or 2:30. The guy was too fat to walk and weighed about 500 pounds. Every day to class he'd come in with a Route 44 Sonic cup and something to eat from the restaurant (typically Chili Cheese Fries).

Also this fat mother fricker was the guy who asked worthless questions and often bragged what he had done in his professional life. He interrupted every class at least 3 times and almost always made sure we couldn't leave early.

One day I'm driving by, and the fat a-hole is leaning against the side of his car while one of my sister's pledge sisters was pushing his power wheelchair into his van for him.

I really, really hated that guy.