re: anyone have a pet bird?

My dad had some kind of green parrot. It was big and mean as shite. It would honeydick you into trying to pick it up and then bite you as hard as it could. He accidentally killed it after cleaning a pistol in his home office where he kept this big stupid fake tree for the bird to shite all over. I guess the fumes got it. I hear they are sensitive to solvents and self cleaning ovens.

I felt bad for the bird, seems like a shitty way to go but I don't miss that a-hole one bit.