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re: Batman vs Superman - My LONG Reveiw - Spoilers - Including House of Cards

Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:11 pm to
Posted by TigerMyth36
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Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:11 pm to


Immersion therapy. I'm almost becoming numb to the outrageous amounts of slow motion crap. 2 hour movie extended to 3 with this use of slow-motion.

Instead of attacking Batman, why didn't Superman slowly burn Lex's fingers off until given the ALL CLEAR on his mother. Anyone believe Lex was willing to die? I guess it is possible since they did a shite job of explaining any of his motivation.

From murderous rage to I'm off to save your mom in less than 30 seconds. Ok. I actually enjoyed the fight. Liked how the weapons worked. When folks fight over the issue of BVS, the key element is that Superman never wants to kill Batman thus that is how he can be defeated.



Wouldn't the Russian have torched Ma Kent the second he heard the Bat Plane? Just like I didn't believe Clark allowed his dad to die, does anyone believe he would send Batman off to save his mother? 1 minute ago, he was willing to kill Batman, now he just leaves it up to Bats to save his mom? No, I'm really not over thinking it and you popcorn movie morons are the problem not the solution. All of my gripes could have been solved by simply writing a rational plot. I liked the fight scenes. Liked the effects. Just felt the plot needed lots of work.

Let me see if I get this right. Lex has an insane hatred of Superman and Aliens controlling Earth so he creates an unstoppable insane version of the thing he hates.

I'm not overly familiar with Wonder Woman other than the TV show and Superfriends but how exactly did she just shrug off that Doomsday blast?



Yay! More slo-mo.

Ok. I was liking the battle until Superman in the middle of a massive battle, hears Lois banging on some rubble under water 4 miles away. That is some really specific hearing he has going on there. At least he didn't have to circle the Earth real fast.



It is a shame I was spoiled on the death. That would have been a big surprise. Some clown spoiled it in a thread that had zero to do with the movie. More than a little ballsy to kill off...oh wait. Scratch that!

At the end of the day, I do think there was a good movie in there somewhere. They needed a better motivation for Batman fighting Superman. The villains motive almost always sucks whether it be comic books or James Bond so I'll give them a pass there but Eisenberg was just dreadful.

Ha. One last slow motion crap scene. Thanks I needed that. We really needed that shell casing from the salute in slow motion.

What a cop out. Since I avoided spoilers other than the jackass saying Superman died, I wasn't spoiled that on the final end. Weak. How about at least wait until the Justice League movies to explain how he came back to life. Why ruin the impact so soon.

Don't think I would watch again. Not even on a rainy day with nothing to do. While I liked the effects and lots of the battle, the convoluted evil plot was nonsense. Batman was borderline psycho himself and all that hatred somehow disappeared cause he said Martha.



I know tldr; X infinity
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 9:11 pm
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39737 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:11 pm to
Yes, I was bored.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49341 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:19 pm to
frick all of that
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12453 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:22 pm to
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