re: Do you wander off from your group when you get drunk?

Oh, it was a great night. Not sure how well it translates but :

Some friend of mine was being super awkward towards this super hot chick and some chick who was cutish but definitely a dyke (no offense is meant by this term, but I don't know any other term for a chick who comes across as a kinda rough weathered chick). She had a Mohawk, was wearing a leather vest and had a fricking Bowie knife. My my buddy hit on the super hot chick and they kinda got insulted so they tell this dude to duck off but tell me to stay. I proceede to spend the next several hours with these chicks having awesome adventures. Me and the cultish dyke split a bottle of whiskey between us. She is fricking downing that thing better than a lot of men I know. I'm doing my work on the super hot chick and she's receptive to a point. I'm definitely sending non-verbal signals and she's eatingresponding favorably.

We end up going to an apartment complex we both live in. They take me on a weird trip of odd residents and I meet all sorts of strange and unique people. Good fun.

At one point though, the dyke pulls out her Bowie knife and threatens to cut my balls off. Go figure.

Near the end of the night, the super hot chick (very feminine I might add) starts making out with the dyke. And then she turns to me and is like "i don't like boys but you're welcome to join in." The dyke almost ignores me completely and the super hot chick is most certainly not focused on me but it was still worth it.

Eventually I go back to my apartment. The next morning I wake up to the super hot chick jumping in my bed and I get super super super excited. And then she says "we lost it. We lost it."
"huh"
"The Bowie knife. Help us find it. We don't remember where we were last night."
So I tell them I'll help them find it if they make me coffee. The dyke is pissed by this request. Once I go down to the super hot chick's apartment m, in realize that the super hot chick is fully a lesbian and had a girlfriend (not the dyke). And I realize I have no shot. She still seems receptive in a way but ehh, it's hard to explain. Anyway, we try to spend the next several hours finding the knife but we can't find it and I only see the super hot chick once again and that was my last true "this is college" night.