re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - opening credits subtitles

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In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin’s minstrels...And there was much rejoicing...

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I think the King of Swamp Castle has some of the best lines...

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Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

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When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

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For the last few years, my text/email notification on my phone has been Lancelot's apprentice saying "Message for you sir" when he gets hit with the arrow from Swamp Castle.