re: What Are Some Things You Got In Trouble For as a Kid You Will Never Forget?

I must have been 7 or 8. Just to amuse myself, I wrote F**K YOU with my finger on my parents' heavily condensated bathroom window. After a while, I "erased" it with my palm, and forgot about it. The condensation later reformed on the window except where my greasy finger had been.

My daddy called me in there to ask me why I'd write such a thing on his window. I blamed it on the ne'er-do-well neighbor kid hanging around outside. I did not have an answer for how he could have written it from the outside with a screen on the window and the condensation on the inside.