re: Movie quotes that make you laugh every time

I suppose you'd like me to come in and wash your dick for you.

Are you sure you want to be a nightclub comic?

One must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature..



You want me do everything! You want me to fly the plane, you want me to control the radio, you want me to......what are you gonna.....who are....who are YOU, da hostess ?????



Hello. Would you like to have a roll in zee hay?

Walk this way...This way....

Sed a give !!!!!!!

Sure I'll take the blonde and you take da one in da turban..