re: Movie quotes that make you laugh every time

I found out this is where Hopalong Cassidy killed himself. Bow and arrow, very weird.

Oh, you've remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds.

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

You using the whole fist, Doc?

May I help you Doctor?
Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis.

He is actually six-five, with the afro, six-nine.

We're in kind of a gray area.
How gray?
Charcoal.

Do you own rubber gloves?
I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy.

Can I get you something?
Do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.

Ever seen a spleen that large?
No, not since breakfast.

I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich.

Aw, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings nowadays.

John who?
John Cock... tos... ton.

Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
I don't know. I don't have any.
No children?
No elephant books.

What kind of a name is Poon?
Comanche Indian.

You know, if you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.

What do you do for a living Mr. Fletch?
I'm a shepherd.
Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch?
I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.