re: Absurd and outlandish OCD rituals for those with OCD

Pre-smoking ritual back in the days of freebase:
1. Lock doors.
2. Shut and shade windows.
3. Lights out candles, lit.
4. One last glance outside looking for cops and creepers.
5. Do a few deep breaths.
6. Take a big swig of ice water.
5. Fill pipe with insanely huge hit.
6. Light up as my favorite geezing song spun on the record player:
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