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re: Ever have interesting jury duty?

Posted on 4/20/16 at 3:15 pm to
Posted by EarthwormJim
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Posted on 4/20/16 at 3:15 pm to
Right before jury selection started the guy took a plea deal but the judge brought all potential jurors back in to the courthouse to announce the plea deal.

I guess to further embarrass the guy, the judge allowed the prosecutor to describe the crime in detail. Basically the guy was a welder and welded together this huge curved steel dildo that he used on his own arse while making his step children watch.

It was a huge PowerPoint presentation complete with pictures of his self-fricking tool.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80399 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 4:20 pm to
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Basically the guy was a welder and welded together this huge curved steel dildo that he used on his own arse while making his step children watch.

It was a huge PowerPoint presentation complete with pictures of his self-fricking tool.


I just spit water everywhere from laughing.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 4/20/16 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

I guess to further embarrass the guy, the judge allowed the prosecutor to describe the crime in detail. Basically the guy was a welder and welded together this huge curved steel dildo that he used on his own arse while making his step children watch.
Reason #5,280 to stay married to your baby momma.
This post was edited on 4/20/16 at 5:34 pm
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