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Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:21 pm
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160105 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:21 pm
* When I watch The Americans, I root for the Russians.
* I really like Abita Amber
* When I was younger, I stuck my finger all the way up my butt. I couldn't get the smell off my finger for a day.
* I've never seen The Godfather or Pulp Fiction
* I haven't read a novel in several years, just can't find anything that interests me.
* Sometimes when people ask me if I know the answer to something, I say yes then use Google and acted like I knew it the whole time.
* I shite my pants once in 7th grade but was too embarrassed to say anything so I just sat in my shite for the last class period and bus ride home and just accused people of farting when someone brought up the smell.


That's all for now.
This post was edited on 4/16/16 at 10:22 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423392 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:23 pm to
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* I've never seen The Godfather or Pulp Fiction

unforgivable
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:23 pm to
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When I watch The Americans, I root for the Russians


Same. I think that's the point of the show.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124572 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:23 pm to
Hell, I sneezed too hard and shite my pants yesterday.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29279 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:23 pm to
Bless your heart
Posted by its1999
Member since Aug 2009
1039 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:23 pm to
Cool stories bro.
Posted by Gringo
Good Ole AP
Member since Feb 2015
188 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

* Sometimes when people ask me if I know the answer to something, I say yes then use Google and acted like I knew it the whole time.


Pretty sure about 99% of TD is right there with you.
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3748 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:24 pm to
Abita Amber?


Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1910 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:25 pm to
Dear Facebook
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:25 pm to
skip Pulp Fiction - you won't get it
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35528 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

* When I was younger, I stuck my finger all the way up my butt. I couldn't get the smell off my finger for a day.

I did that when I was younger too. I think I was only 34.
Posted by tigermeat
Member since Jan 2005
3016 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

I haven't read a novel in several years, just can't find anything that interests me.

Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:26 pm to
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56429 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:28 pm to
Dammit. I'll never shake your smelly hand again.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127468 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:30 pm to
Haha
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56113 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

* I shite my pants once in 7th grade but was too embarrassed to say anything so I just sat in my shite for the last class period and bus ride home and just accused people of farting when someone brought up the smell.


I didn't laugh until this one...
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:32 pm to
Yo I'm in the booth, I'ma call you right back,
No I just gotta put this one part down, I'ma call you back,
I'm at the studio man,
Man quit playing with me man,
No for real don't play like that,
Are you, are you serious?
How you know?
Put that on everything,
Damn, I'ma call you back,
I'ma call you back.
Everytime I was in L.A. I was with my ex-girlfriend
Everytime you called I told you baby, I'm working
Noo, I was out doing my dirt
Ohh, wasn't thinking about you getting hurt
I was hand in hand in the Beverly Center
Like man, not giving a damn who sees me
So gone, so wrong
Acting like I didn't have you sitting at home
Thinking about me, being the good girl that you are
I bet you probably believe you got a good man
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
10658 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:33 pm to
The rosary and 5 chaplets of the Divine Mercy. You are forgiven my son.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:34 pm to
I stuck a finger all the way up my arse today
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11257 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:34 pm to
I love this post.
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