re: What is your most embarrassing sports moment?

I have two:

One was when I was around 13 playing baseball. I was the catcher on my team, had been for years, but I had been begging my coach to let my play 2nd or short just once in a game. Well eventually, we were killing some team and he let me go out at 2nd for an inning at the end of the game. First batter who comes up hits a hard ground ball at me, right before it gets to me, it hits a rock and shoots up and hits me square in the nose. My nose explodes with blood and I have to leave the game

Second was playing club soccer. I played defensive center-mid. In the state tournament, I took a clearance kick straight in the balls from about 5 feet away. First thing my coach said to me when he got to me on the field was "your nuts still in your throat?"