What's the strangest behavior in your office? UPDATED WITH TOP LIST

I'm pretty sure this one guy beats off in the bathroom

Someone in my building (not my office) often decides to put his pubes ON TOP of the urinal. How does that even happen?

We have a guy who runs a working beet farm. He is pretty obsessed with it. He was also a volunteer deputy at one time. I think he lives with his cousin.

This one lady in our office had a meltdown last year and threw sugar and creamer in the breakroom. Thats all i got right now

I wouldn't say it's strange behavior, but the woman in the office next to mine looks like a female version of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

We have 2:
One is Smacky McSnotterson - she's either smacking on food or has a runny nose. Usually it's both ALL THE TIME.

And another who cuts his fingernails at least twice a week.

Is he Asian? I find Asians love to run everywhere.

There's a woman here with the loudest most obnoxious sneeze ever.

We share a common bathroom with another office on our floor. They have a germaphobe that unwinds at least 5 ft of toilet paper before he uses any and throws it all over the floor. Sometimes I see big long stretches and sometimes short little pieces.

Somebody told me a while back that some people don't believe in flushing because it doesn't break up enough so they just leave it on the floor for sanitation. Isn't that the whole point of toilet paper - it's flushable.

LOL.

I work in a new WE3 environment. Sort of a fancy cubicle environment. It's okay, but I miss having my window office.

Everything is mobile too. You don't have an assigned spot. So everyday you pack your shite up (all of it) and leave. Then you come back the next day and find a new spot. Drive a lot of the old people insane.

Here are a couple of characters I've gotten to know in the past 4 months in this environment:
- Old man who sits 5 feet away from: "the coffee slurper" (ughh). We aren't talking a cup or mug. We are talking a 9" tumbler.
- The "old man who needs 40" monitors" now (even tho he has his PC set to the highest resolution -_-). got the only assigned cubicle by complaining.
- The "hadji section". Where the floors hadji's all crowd together. Area smells like a rotting a-hole by 11AM everyday.
- The "screaming lady". She's been politely asked to tone it down 10-15 times already. gets her feelings hurt. lol.
- The "i'm never at my desk" supervisor. Young fat guy. Never shuts the frick up. Walks around and talks for 3-4 hours a day.
- The "rich intern" from UT who wears Beats over the ear headphones even when going to the bathroom. Also wears a lanyard 24/7 and dresses like he's a corporate VIP. douchnozzle.

I could name more, but these few really get my goat.

A girl in my office is obsessed with tape, like she always has a roll of scotch tape on her desk and sticks it on her arm, her face, her fingers, wherever. Apparently the likes the feel of it or something. she always has balled up "used" tape on her desk. she's one of the best looking girls in the office too, just obsessed with scotch tape

I call her tapey