re: What does a "lactation consultant" do?

frick all lactation consultants. Bunch of self-righteous, can't get an actual job, "here try this essential oil to cure that" bitches.


I don't like them. When my wife gave birth to our first the baby ended up in the NICU (for the next week) after the first night. One came into the room and to my almost distraught wife (don't frick with hormones) says that it's a shame since the baby and mom really imprint on each other in the first 72 hours. I could have choked her right there.