re: Latest News Miles Saga: MGO Blog says Miles to Michigan

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You're so full of crap. Nobody in the AD would blab this to a catering server.

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If I worked in the AD's office, I could see myself telling the catering service this just for shits and giggles.

BTW, my source says that there was actually an octagon shaped cage set up in the AD's office and Spurrier, Saban, and Tubberville were met at the door by Bruce Buffer ?, who immediately screamed "Let's get ready to rumble." upon their entrance. Saban proceeded to kick both the other candidates in the nuts and ended up eating Tubberville's heart. Saban was about to finish off Spurrier, when Bertman mentioned that the new coach would only receive 3.5 million a year in compensation. Saban walked out in disgust and Spurrier won the job by default. Saban was later shot in the back by Ryan Perriloux, who we all know murdered Sean Taylor.

Seriously, my source told me that Spurrier will accept the job. My source is my brother, who has his own source. For what it's worth, I rarely believe my brother.