re: Cockroach stories

Was sleeping in bed with a lady friend one night in my apartment. All of a sudden I jolt awake and feel myself instinctively clench my fist and fling my arm and release and throw something across the room. I'm freaked out, but I go look and see what I threw. It was a massive cockroach that was now smashed from being pelted at the wall. And I shivered when I realized that thing had been crawling on me. To put it lightly, I did not sleep or lie down for the rest of the night