re: I slept with my friend's mom last night

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What'd her cooter look like?

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Do you mean before or after?

On a side note, the sex, if real, could not have been that good. OP has mentioned nothing of it. Had she rocked his world he would still be wound up with the wow factor.

His original diatribe would have mentioned that she curled his toes, was a banshee, he needed a seatbelt, or something. The fact that everyone who sleeps with her has an intense desire to look for new strange tells me that it was not that good.