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re: Biggest animal you could take in a fight
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:29 pm to SabiDojo
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:29 pm to SabiDojo
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What makes y'all think a giraffe is just going to let some random tard walk up and start swinging? This isn't some cow. It's a wild animal that lives with some of the fiercest carnivores on the planet. Not only will it probably hear you or smell you before you can get 500 yards from it, the motherfricker is so high in the air it can probably see your dumbass while you're 4 miles down the road in your Kia Seoul.
Ive had them eat out of my hand at the zoo. I am sure I could get it calm by feeding it, put some food on the ground and then smack it in the head with the bat while it is eating off the ground. Their heads aren't that big and that protected so I am sure a proper swing from a bat would either kill it or KO it.
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:31 pm to lsu480
Unless that sucker kicks you or swings its head making you the baseball
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:31 pm to lsu480
What about a crocodile? Get that bitch on land. May have a shot with a metal bat, eh?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:32 pm to lsu480
i dont think that is really the premise of the thread. im sure you can knock out plenty animals if they just sit there and you take a baseball bat to their skull. 
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:52 pm to lsu480
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Their heads aren't that big and that protected
Don't they use their heads as clubs?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 4:52 pm to lsu480
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Ive had them eat out of my hand at the zoo. I am sure I could get it calm by feeding it, put some food on the ground and then smack it in the head with the bat while it is eating off the ground.
I wonder what kind of bro strength it took for the frat members to kill ostrich at LSU many years ago.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 4:58 pm
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