re: Favorite home automation thing

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i wake up and my wife automatically makes me bacon and eggs. doesn't always work

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Have you tried turning Wife off and then on... and on and on and on again? Sometimes it's a hardware issue, and that can help.

Also, sometimes the Wife software has trouble with memory corruption. All of its own errors are irretrievably lost, and it fills the vacant memory with errors gathered from other software, typically Husband. After a period of time, Wife cannot contain these errors in its own memory space any longer, and it runs a routine that dumps them all back onto Husband. This poor error handling results in a wide variety of difficult-to-diagnose symptoms, and your occasional lack of breakfast may be one of them.


Hope this helps!