re: Near misses and brushes with death

Had girlfriend who lived in Aspen for 2 years. We went skiing together. I ski like a redneck. Challenged her to a race on a Black. Pointed my shite straight downhill and took off.

She screamed at me that I couldn't do that. I was flying. Half way down I spilled, but was ok and was so far ahead I found my equipment and coasted to victory. That was the last time I put myself in danger.