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re: The FBI is getting ready for Mardi Gras.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 11:46 am to NYNolaguy1
Posted on 1/9/16 at 11:46 am to NYNolaguy1
You just need to use the correct obligatory liberal platitudes. Something like this:
I saw the two handsome and respectful looking gentleman of unknown religious, sexual and racial background placing a package of unknown composition into the back of a vehicle and I am alerting you without drawing any conclusions of any kind whatsoever. I am aware that I may be incorrect and acknowledge that by the very nature of being a white male, I enjoy a certain skin privilege that has been destructive to the planet and that is offensive to many, and I apologize preemptively for this.
I saw the two handsome and respectful looking gentleman of unknown religious, sexual and racial background placing a package of unknown composition into the back of a vehicle and I am alerting you without drawing any conclusions of any kind whatsoever. I am aware that I may be incorrect and acknowledge that by the very nature of being a white male, I enjoy a certain skin privilege that has been destructive to the planet and that is offensive to many, and I apologize preemptively for this.
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 11:57 am to Lsupimp
quote:
I saw the two handsome and respectful looking gentleman of unknown religious, sexual and racial background placing a package of unknown composition into the back of a vehicle and I am alerting you without drawing any conclusions of any kind whatsoever. I am aware that I may be incorrect and acknowledge that by the very nature of being a white male, I enjoy a certain skin privilege that has been destructive to the planet and that is offensive to many, and
I want to see something just so I can file this complaint.
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