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All the reasons Santa is an a-hole

Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:42 am
Posted by Rex
Here, there, and nowhere
Member since Sep 2004
66001 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:42 am
I'll start...

He gives more to rich kids than to poor kids.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19430 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:44 am to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27530 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:44 am to
He sneaks in YOUR house but hasn't killed you in your sleep
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124721 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:45 am to
He didn't smother you in your infancy, forcing the world to endure the god-awfulness that is You.


All the reasons Rex is an A-hole
He constantly starts thinly veiled Poliboard threads on the OT




He hates Santa Claus and Black Doctors, apparently.



He tries desperately to sound smarter-than-thou in an insufferable, condescending manner, yet rejects any evidence that is contrary to his narrow minded viewpoint.




He has ugly dogs.



Rex Farks Thread
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 12:29 pm
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5481 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:45 am to
quote:

He gives more to rich kids than to poor kids

rich mommy and daddy worked harder than the poor mommies and daddies because they love their children more.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7320 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:47 am to
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All the reasons Santa is an a-hole


He tells North Baton Rouge residents to meet him on Jefferson.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:47 am to
The bastard hasn't been back to my house since my parents were killed in a car wreck.
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:48 am to
quote:

All the reasons Santa is an a-hole


you're trying too hard
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:50 am to
quote:

He gives more to rich kids than to poor kids.


the wealthy are typically better human beings than the poor
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
47805 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:51 am to




Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83653 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:51 am to
He never visited my house when I was a child.

And I was a good kid.

Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:56 am to
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6374 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:05 pm to
He still gives free shite to poor people that don't deserve it. He should be your hero.
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
19925 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:20 pm to
did he mock disabled children??
oh wait, that was you
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21871 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:22 pm to
Sorry you're a deranged poor who blames Santa for your inability to provide for your loved ones.
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48340 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:23 pm to
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He gives more to rich kids than to poor kids.


That actually sounds like a great life lesson to teach kids.

Thanks St. Nick.
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