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re: Change famous Christmas song lyrics to be more politically correct w/ today
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:16 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:16 am to mizzoukills
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My first entry:
I saw my gender fluid parental unit kissing Xhim Clause underneath the Holiday foliage last night. Holiday foliage, which by the way, is only in the home of privileged white Anglo Christian cishet shite lords who celebrate an oppressive and antiquated moral modality which strives to separate the races and elevate the white man.
Further, the commercialization of this holiday has led to the exploit of the retail market, in particularly it's underpaid and underprivileged workers.
Tomorrow I will hold a rally for higher pay for retail employees and transgenderedphobic awareness.
This rally will also be a protest against the privileged who cant afford to receive presents from an oppressive white male dominated holiday figure called "Santa Clause".
Mommy didn't see me sneak. Down the stairs and take a peek. And I saw her drinking a Coca-Cola. The Coca Cola company and its subsidiaries and affiliates should be penalized and made to pay all families who have suffered the oppression of Santa Clause.
Further, Coca Cola should have to pay off any and all student loan debt of any underprivileged student.
No lauging would've been, if daddy would've seen, mommy kissing santa clause. My dad is dead. He was killed by a police officer. Sure he was a recently released convicted fellon, high on PCP and heroin, and in a full sprint towards an officer after beating another officer unconscious and wielding a gun after robbing an elderly woman at gun point, but he was a good dad. And cops are out of control.
Tomorrow's rally will also be to raise awareness about viscous unwarranted cop violence.
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 11:29 am
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:49 am to Breesus
You forgot to mention that even if the dad was alive to see mommy kissing Santa Claus; as a male he has no right to infringe upon the sexual freedom of his wife with another man. The western patriarchy must be eliminated to make way for a new feminist utopia.
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