What will happen today:

LSU wins by 42 (game fixed in order to give Les proper send off). Alleva fires Miles, hires Jimbo. LSU fires Alleva, hires Miles as AD. Miles immediately fires Jimbo, announces open coaching search. Interviews himself, decides to replace Corso at College Gameday. Saban announces he will not leave Alabama, goes to Texas an hour later. Gary Patterson to LSU with Muschamp as DC. Miles disagrees and, realizing he is still AD, fires Patterson and makes himself LSU's next head football coach.

Did I successfully cover every possible option that's been discussed yet?