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re: Thanksgiving mishap checkin thread
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:15 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:15 pm to Jim Rockford
I get to carve the MIL's turkey.
Didn't know she put it in the oven, fricking frozen.
Me: "This leg is raw"
MIL: "ohhhh wonder why??????"
FIL: "Cause the fricker was still frozen when you put it in"
Didn't know she put it in the oven, fricking frozen.
Me: "This leg is raw"
MIL: "ohhhh wonder why??????"
FIL: "Cause the fricker was still frozen when you put it in"
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Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:16 pm to Bossier2323
quote:
I pulled my cousins pants down in front of the whole family right before my dad said grace.
Classic.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:17 pm to Bullfrog
Would have been a better story if you would have tried to drop your MIL's turkey in grease.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:19 pm to Jim Rockford
5 bathroom house.
All taken up.
Sharted myself.
Sucks, no extra drawers.
Smell like pigpen.
All taken up.
Sharted myself.
Sucks, no extra drawers.
Smell like pigpen.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:21 pm to Jim Rockford
Accidentally airplayed porn to my apple tv while I was jacking off in the bathroom.
If my fat bitch of a wife would give me some every now and then I wouldn't have to take matters in my own hands.
I have some family over and my cousin is being a real dick about it. I think he is telling people about it behind my back. It's really aqward.
If my fat bitch of a wife would give me some every now and then I wouldn't have to take matters in my own hands.
I have some family over and my cousin is being a real dick about it. I think he is telling people about it behind my back. It's really aqward.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:22 pm to MykTide
Classic
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:22 pm to Bossier2323
Believe me this was better. No cops this year. Or fire trucks. Or EMS.
There's good reasons my FIL is on the no fly list
There's good reasons my FIL is on the no fly list
This post was edited on 11/26/15 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:26 pm to Makinbacon
M-Bacon: I hate it when that happens.
M-Tide: I hate it when that happens.
M-Tide: I hate it when that happens.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:28 pm to Bullfrog
Took them off threw in garbage.
Free balling.
Free balling.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:30 pm to Makinbacon
You throw them in the kitchen garbage?
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:32 pm to Bossier2323
Yeah. He shoulda just hid them behind the terlet.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 3:39 pm to Bossier2323
Youre a sorry mfer. I hope he wastes your arse.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 4:04 pm to Jim Rockford
Mr Google apparently is trying wait me out.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 4:17 pm to Jim Rockford
Your BIL is a pussy
Posted on 11/26/15 at 4:19 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Don't sell yourself short wonton.
This post was edited on 11/26/15 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 11/26/15 at 4:21 pm to Jim Rockford
Ripped my pants back to crack playing football with my brothers and cousins.
New attire is now athletic shorts and boots.
Also my grandfather invited a friend of his and he had a 35 year old woman with him that im pretty sure is his sugar baby. He told me 35 goes into 70.
New attire is now athletic shorts and boots.
Also my grandfather invited a friend of his and he had a 35 year old woman with him that im pretty sure is his sugar baby. He told me 35 goes into 70.
This post was edited on 11/26/15 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 11/26/15 at 4:22 pm to Skinner
Like a boss.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 4:31 pm to Bossier2323
quote:
pulled my cousins pants down in front of the whole family right before my dad said grace. I got his underwear and pants all the way to ground. Damn guy almost started crying
Dad would be saying your last rites instead of grace if I was your cousin.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 4:42 pm to Bossier2323
How old are you and how old is he?
Posted on 11/26/15 at 4:50 pm to Jake88
That's what I want to know also? If under 8 it would be funny, if grown man then not funny at all. I'm sure all the kids gathered around the table for grace enjoyed seeing a hairy man cock and balls before eating. If he was a grown man he should have wrecked your arse for that shite.
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