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The Pumper Argument that Pisses Me Off the Most
Posted on 11/24/15 at 6:33 am
Posted on 11/24/15 at 6:33 am
Of course, pumpers change their narratives not based on the facts, but to suit them.
Nothing illustrates this better than their newest stance, led by a certain little dweeb, that anyone who is aggravated at our subservience and losing five in a row to the gumps is "bama-sessed."
Now the pumpers say: "We need to treat Alabama as just another game on the schedule!"
It's gone from:
"Les recruits better than Saban! When a three-star signs with Alabama, the recruiting services immediately make him a five star!"
to:
"Alabama is so much better than us! Les does great and he's so gallant just to compete with them!"
Well, here's news for you. Coaches at programs with a lot less pressure to win than at LSU have been fired precisely because they can't beat their chief rival.
Army? Not LSU by any means. Nobody is going to get fired for not having enough 10 win seasons. But let that coach lose to Navy five in a row and he's likely out on his arse.
We're in the same division as the greatest college coach of all time. No, we're not going to dominate the gumps, but great programs rise to the challenge and are not satisfied with being their main rival's little bitch.
There are many good reasons why Les Miles's job is in jeopardy but one of the main ones is he is Charles McClendon to Nick Saban's Bear Bryant.
The pumpers don't hesitate to pass moral judgments on who is or isn't a real LSU fan, so I'll do the same.
No REAL LSU fan accepts getting their asses kicked by the gumps and putting up with their smirks and arrogance year after year after year.
And no REAL LSU fan comes out with this bullshite that the fanbase is "bama-sessed" or accepts the gump game as "just another game on the schedule."
Nothing illustrates this better than their newest stance, led by a certain little dweeb, that anyone who is aggravated at our subservience and losing five in a row to the gumps is "bama-sessed."
Now the pumpers say: "We need to treat Alabama as just another game on the schedule!"
It's gone from:
"Les recruits better than Saban! When a three-star signs with Alabama, the recruiting services immediately make him a five star!"
to:
"Alabama is so much better than us! Les does great and he's so gallant just to compete with them!"
Well, here's news for you. Coaches at programs with a lot less pressure to win than at LSU have been fired precisely because they can't beat their chief rival.
Army? Not LSU by any means. Nobody is going to get fired for not having enough 10 win seasons. But let that coach lose to Navy five in a row and he's likely out on his arse.
We're in the same division as the greatest college coach of all time. No, we're not going to dominate the gumps, but great programs rise to the challenge and are not satisfied with being their main rival's little bitch.
There are many good reasons why Les Miles's job is in jeopardy but one of the main ones is he is Charles McClendon to Nick Saban's Bear Bryant.
The pumpers don't hesitate to pass moral judgments on who is or isn't a real LSU fan, so I'll do the same.
No REAL LSU fan accepts getting their asses kicked by the gumps and putting up with their smirks and arrogance year after year after year.
And no REAL LSU fan comes out with this bullshite that the fanbase is "bama-sessed" or accepts the gump game as "just another game on the schedule."
Posted on 11/24/15 at 6:41 am to timlan2057
The Nega or Realist argument that pisses me off most
Any coach can win 10 games a year here.
Give coach so and so a blank check.
Using narratives not based on facts, but to suit their argument.
Any coach can win 10 games a year here.
Give coach so and so a blank check.
Using narratives not based on facts, but to suit their argument.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 6:43 am to timlan2057
Not only are you a bad fan, you're a bad human being.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 6:46 am to timlan2057
Pop a Xanax, dude. Jesus.
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