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re: Coonass migration is in full swing

Posted on 11/20/15 at 11:50 pm to
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 11/20/15 at 11:50 pm to
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Z71's hauling everything from bad boy buggies to 86 Honda 3wheelers headed north on Hwy 61. Like baby ducks in a row they head to the Florida Parishes or SW Mississippi to pillage the bounties of the land. Every gas station along the way is full of Camo clad folks with complimentary hightop white shoes. They've traded their Salt Life shirts for Team Realtree and removed rod holders from their trucks and added that necessary 32" LED light bar.

For the next two months these weekend warriors will wage war on the deer with no mercy. They will complain with a cigarette hanging from their lips for the entire month of November how the deer numbers are down. They will reflect back on all the wealth of knowledge they learned in the off season from the Sportsman and Outdoor channels.

As December comes and goes and January flys by, 2 year old "studs" will fall to be trophies above a fireplace. They'll leave empty corn and rice bran bags scattered along the roadways. As Febuary creeps in the land will breathe a big sigh of relief and begin to recover from the rape she had received.

Happy hunting


There seriously needs to be a gate on the Buffalo river bridge.
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